Your consoles are mocking you

This is something funny I thought about as I was ignoring E3 so it's a little late but some comedy and truth will be there no matter what. Trust me your console's are mocking you in one way or another, this will touch on portable as well. so lets break these down.

Sony:
Playstation 3: What you own me without an HD TV..? -chuckles- thats fine but I am going to cut the edges of the game off so be prepared to die, from the now hidden sniper.
PSP: the Vita was announced..no one cares about me much any more. Also you bought a Go why..? Did you enjoy re-buying all your games..??

Microsoft:
X-box: Wait you don't own a connect!!??!! Why arew you just stupid just think of all the fun you can have jumping around your room like an idiot. What your have a leg or back issues, then just die since you can't enjoy me. Also I have voice support, watch me kill you as you tell your mom you want lunch.
Portable: hahahaha you can't take a connect on the go..dumb ass.. =P

Nintendo:
Wii: do you have kids..? No.. Do you have 3 other friends..? No.. Then why did you buy me??!!?? To play old school downloads games..You know you can just emulate those on the pc you have already..

WiiU: I have a big brick controller..but only one of it can be used at a time..so remember to beat up your friends so you can use it..

3DS: Hi I price dropped in under 6months by A LOT!! Since my 3d hurts peoples eye and I had shitty launch titles..I should of launched with Ocrina of Time, I know that no. Please love me..please...

See your consoles are all laughing at you or just depressed..so go smack your console or give them a hug.

The Whole PSN thing

First off from what I read the PSN Store should be back up next week, or tomorrow...either way kinda badass.

Now my take on all of this, is that it was bound to happen with one of the 3 major consoles some time..it just hit Sony first, yes it could of happened to the Xbox guys...So seriously shut your fucking hole..I am tired of dealing with stupid Xbox fantastic blind that this could happen to us.

The whole thing breaks down to jail breaking the PS3 to do whatever you want with it..The only thing I saw of use was installing a different OS..but I like SOn'y OS so I don;t complain..but you could also from what I read, set all the PSN store prices to Zero..so yah I see why Sony sued the fuck out of this guy..

Then all the hacking happened and the store and the network went down..on a personal level..this did not bother me for:
1. I don't play co-op games..I don't team well with others
2. I don't use all the other services through the PS3: netflix, hulu, that music thing with a Q
3. I don't play DC Online

So once I found out my own personal info did not get stolen, I just went back to playing for a while..then slipped into a, "I want to watch Anime" kinda mood.

But props to Sony on their welcome back package here: Sony Thank You package, NA Version
Which is seriously a nice set of stuff, to bad I don't do the PSP games..and I already own Infamous, but I am going to snag Little Big Planet and I'm not sure what else.  The biggest thing is the Playstation plus download free for a month, I am going to suck the baby dry for all it's worth. The rest I could care less about since I don't use those services...

Anyway thats just my take on the whole thing..I hope it comes back tomorrow..that would be kinda cool.